"... If you're going to read this, don't bother.
After a couple pages, you won't want to be here. So forget it. Go away. Get out while you're still in one piece.
There has to be something better on television. Or since you have so much time on your hands, maybe you should take a night course. Become a doctor. You could make something of yourself. Treat yourself to a dinner out. Color your hair.
You're not getting any younger.
What happens here is first going to piss you off. After that it just gets worse and worse. ..."
Have a nice day. You look like you could use one.